Sometimes breaking down can turn into a fun experience…

Take Yvonne here, her car ran out of gas and spluttered to an end in the middle of the road. After calling roadside assistance, hung stud Dave Hardman (she should know she’s in for a good time as soon as she hears his name!) saves the day and rescues this sexy damsel in distress.

What follows is grease monkey heaven! Our hot sexy blonde takes it every which way but loose, (cos her pussy is TIGHT as a vise!) straddling his lap, sucking his cock and bending over to take it doggy style over the beat up engine of her car… this action is smokin!

Yknow, my car’s been acting up lately too, perhaps I should take it out for a drive…..

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One of the hottest things about these married cock craving babes is the added excitement that they are breaking the law…pick one, local law, domestic law, or even two of the 10 freakin commandments…Bad Girl Bad Girl whachu gonna do ?

Super-slut married MILF’s like this one at MILFVixen.com even has her wedding ring on showing us just how naughty she is, and that one cock just isn’t enough for her anymore.

Yep, the first thing I always do whenever I hit a new hotel room is strip naked, grab my guy (or gal, it all depends on my mood ) and get busy fucking! After all, hotels are pretty much one of the only places where you can fuck as loud as you want, or at least that’s been MY experience!

Well, off to the first round of parties of the weekend!

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I have a very extensive music collection, and the last few songs have all been cowboy songs (surprising considering I don’t have many like that) so with the taste of Easter chocolate in my stomach I recall what I learned on South Park years ago…Cowboys and Chocolate = Gayness and sadly part of my responsibility to you is also to review gayness, so I will take it as a sign to grab one and get it over with so here we go.

So anyway, we follow the pathetic adventures of some candy-assed loser named Stu who is almost as much of a flaming closet case as Tom Cruise is jokingly purported to be. Now sure enough the chicks in this movie aren’t exactly what you would call hot or even attractive, while the dudes on the other hand are these crazy muscle beach guys, but Stu here is supposedly straight but seems to actually enjoy cock more than pussy.

The action is confusing to say the least but the performers do seem to get off, in an amateurish way.

Bi Bi Stu gets two cocks-up, mostly because I watched it stoned and Stu’s idiocy was like one of those bad sitcoms that you kinda laugh at anyway.

This tasty piece of prime white pussy is a perfect example of the kind of hot quality action you can get when you signup for free at Teen Slutz.  Wide open and ready for business, her sweet succulent hole craves the attention of some thick meaty cock pounding deeper and deeper inside her, and that’s exactly what she’s gonna get!

This sexy teen babe will easily make your dick rigid, and when you watch her in full-on hardcore raunchy action in the members area, there’s no doubt in my mind that your cock will pulse and explode all over your screen.

Chicks always try to outdo each other, and even at PinkandPerfect.com this rivalry for control is as evident as in a highschool washroom.  (Just look at any John Hughes 1980’s film for proof of these bathroom control contests)

Other 1980’s proof is evident in this shot because the smarter chicks realize that the control that matters most of all (just like erotic song-master Prince knew) is pussy control.

Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.

Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

Overall when it comes to sexual satisfaction you really can’t complain about how God hooked us up with our pleasure circuits…kudos to you on foreseeing what perverts we would be big guy…

One thing that would have made it better for shots like this at FuckHerRight.com would be if God had given us two cocks…one above the other so that every scene could be a DP.

This is one horny mom who takes a hard cock in the mouth from her young hard bodied personal trainer! This hot blonde Milf Vixen, will bend over back wards to get hammered by young blood! She’s wet and ready for training in hard fucking!